in pain from laughing at this fucking video


in cowboy town we say this instead of the pledge of allegiance

my "i have a bomb" backpack is raising a lot of questions from the TSA that are already answered by my backpack

As we approach 25,000 likes herr on elegant-agent.tumblr.com, i just wanted to take a moment to say that cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
just saw someone say “rilf” ie robot i’d like to fuck. bold innovations happening in the -ilf acronym community

this cat is
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